so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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