Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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