we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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