Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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