why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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