did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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