They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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