youre lurking in front of me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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