that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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