When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
