That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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