We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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