I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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