is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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