So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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