I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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