i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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