Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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