STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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