Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Randomize
