fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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