I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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