Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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