...so i touched it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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