just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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