none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
the day after is always just damage control
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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