Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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