So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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