So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was born a porn star she said
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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