look no pants
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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