Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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