i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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