check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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