I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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