he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
should my penis look like a turkey
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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