Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
soo... how was my night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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