But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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