i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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