come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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