Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i out mim tonsoeep
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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