He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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