hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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