Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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