It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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