Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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