My room smells like vodka and shame
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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