You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize
