I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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