youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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