I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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